kelpls:

runaway robot breaks into a workshop to fix a broken leg but is discovered by the mechanic who works there . …..image

baracknobama:

"do you like money?"
“¥€$”

ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

sweatpantsandsportsbras:

IF YOUR BOYFRIEND MAKES JOKES ABOUT YOUR BODY, WEIGHT, EATING DISORDER, RECOVERY, ETC, MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE’S SINGLE AND THEN WALK OUT THE DOOR BECAUSE THAT IS SOME FUCKEN BULLSHIT AND YOU ARE A BAD BITCH WHO DESERVES BETTER OK OK

dunkelmans:

so i really like that one show with the sisters

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that use their clothes as weapons

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one of them is kind of angry and violent and has swoopy hair

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and the other is more reserved and has a half-bowl cut but is also pretty angry

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and so they have to defeat these evil dictatorial fascists that also use clothes as their weapons

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and they get help from a guy who likes bondage

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a tech geek

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and their weird and random sidekick

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???????????????

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???

cardx3:

noragamis:

anime otps: Touya Kinomoto x Yukio Tsukishiro

"I don’t want you to disappear, Yuki.. It doesn’t matter who you are, I just want you to be always at my side, giving me that happy smile… That’s enough for me."   - Touya  

"You realize this because you have someone you like the most as well, Yukito-san?  Is it my brother?"  "…Yes." - Yukito  

The Soul Pair of CLAMP’s works’ universes.  

My first Yaoi couple <3

grawly:

auntkailen:

grawly:

i dont understand how some artists can have such a good grasp on lighting and inking and all that jazz but completely fuck up basic figure structure

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No she’s just not wearing a bra…(you can totally see her nippples) 

im very sorry to break this to you but her breasts are smack in the middle of her abdomen

English: I don’t want to go to school.

Chinese: 我不要去学校. (wo bu yao qu xue xiao.)

French: Je ne veux pas aller a l’école.

Japanese: 私は学校に行きたくない。(watashi wa gakko ni ikitakunai.)

Spanish: No quiero ir a la escuela

Malay: Saya tidak mahu pergi ke sekolah

German: Ich will nicht in die Schule gehen

Polish: Nie chcę pójść do szkoły.

myed89:

Me at the chinese all-you-can-eat restaurant:

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guppy-senpai:

I have a mighty NEED

Roman Holiday screen test, 1952

viciousvoux:

lexdragon:

kill-me-or-smthng:

ironmanarlert:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3

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Yes, I drink coke. :) <3

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Yah i play vidya gaem 2

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Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3

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Yes, I use paper towels :)<3

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Yes, I use lamps :)<3

Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3

one is not like the others

yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lamps anymore

Omg the coffee table one got me. Laughing so hard.

lustire:

when super cute boys have low standards 

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skelitas:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

deep-dark-fears:

An anonymous fear submitted to deep dark fears.